Q:why are metalheads so angry all the time
because they got stuck in music phase you are supposed to grow out of after 10th grade
While you have a good point that I mostly agree with, I think you lose the right to criticize people’s music tastes when you listen to Vaporwave unironically, let alone make vaporwave yourself.
Obligatory response about how metal is incredibly diverse and inventive.
Bonus: accusation of plebeianism.
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Only category 5 for Ancalagon the Black? Bitch please.
So I made a little size chart of Dragons of Middle-Earth
I think these are right but if anyone has quotes or anything to indicate something different, send them my way and I’ll fix it.
holy shet that’s some huge fucking dragons goddamn
And considering that film!Smaug is as enormous as he is? I’d be scared to come up against Ancalagon. O_O
This puts things in hilarious perspective though, because Smaug is all “I AM FIRE I AM DEATH MY CLAWS ARE SPEARS MY WINGS ARE A HURRICANE”, when really he’s practically a chihuahua.
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You should be afraid of Ancalagon the Black. He damn near sent the Valar (ie shapers of the universe) packing and when he fell he broke the tectonic plates and let the sea in.
the gaming industry annoys me a lot because it has the potential to be the most creative and diverse outlet we have but like. nah. we got cod. and fifa. 0 female leading characters. the exact same slightly rough looking, dark haired, middle aged white dude.. 3/10
I’m trying to…
Q:Melee class, not necessarily a barbarian, but probably something like a specialist fighter with exotic weapons or possibly a really brutal assassin.
Nifty. I like it.